Archive for the 'Cocktail Recipes' Category

Apr14

Remixed: Martian Time-Slip

Taking a page from one of my favorite food blogs, Momofuku for 2, I’ll occasionally be posting variations on the recipes found within Beachbum Berry Remixed. Doing so will help me use up ingredients before they go bad (like fruit nectar from a stupid can) and to stretch the world of tiki in ways it […]

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Apr7

Remixed: Astro Aku Aku

In case you didn’t catch my last post, I’m blogging my way through Beachbum Berry Remixed. This kraken-filled quest will surely reef half my warships and turn even the stoutest of crewmates into amorphous blobs of rum and falernum by journey’s end… but every look into my spyglass reveals a horizon filled with tiki pleasure, […]

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Apr6

Remixed: From Astro to Zadar

Like many blogs before me, I’m embarking on a insurmountable quest. One so perilous, so epic, and so filled with rum that I may die from joy before its completion. My Mission Blog every drink in Beachbum Berry Remixed from beginning to end. The impetus for this grand quest is the last potion in this […]

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Mar2

Cheater Ingredients

Certain ingredients are simply better at fixing bad cocktails than others. And this whole post is devoted to those mirages of flavor – ingredients that are occasionally esoteric but frequently simple, yet all able to mend nearly any cocktail mishap no matter how foul its ichor. If you’ve ever joined us for a Thursday Drink […]

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Feb4

Martinez Recipe Comparison

Every cocktail menu should list the Martinez it on its pages. Not because it’s the precursor to the martini and should be revered… not because we need more martini-like drinks that don’t start with the name of a fruit… and not even because classic drinks are making a resurgence on modern menus. No, it should […]

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Dec3

Win Beach Bum Berry’s New Book

Contained with the hallowed pages of Beach Bum Berry Remixed are 40 newly unearthed tiki recipes from all sorts of creepy places. On top of that, there are 38 original, modern exotic cocktail recipes created by bartenders and bloggers alike. You need this book. Updated recipes, techniques, rum, joy, juicy perfection. How Do I Win? […]

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Oct13

DC – A Hedonistic Paradise

The aroma of slowly-bubbling pork jowls, guanciale and confit tomato just hit my nose. The braise is for tonight’s dinner. Soon I’ll donate a potato and grana torte to the oven to get all craggly and crusted. I even threw a pig’s foot into the braise for good measure, and despite this, I’m just not […]

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Oct4

The Perfect Orgeat Syrup Recipe

Since I last wrote about how to make orgeat syrup my coffers have been oozing with the stuff. It was a good product, completely functional, and better than anything you could buy. But it had two faults: It was annoying as hell to make. The almond flavor just wasn’t punchy enough. The old recipe had […]

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Sep23

Original Kahlúa Cream Cocktails

Upcoming TDN – Clear Spirits Itching to use that bottle of Oronoco? What about a favorite gin or blanche absinthe? And you know everything is improved with a little JWray floated on top. Join us Thursday Night to mix up original libations featuring the see-through spirit of your choice. The best original potion will win […]

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Sep4

Tomato Water Bloody Mary

I love the Bloody Mary. (ed note: I added this statement so I don’t get thousands of fire-spewing comments from fellow bloggers, lovers of Clamato, and prostitutes of chewing their drinks.) More than one person has raved about the Bloody Mary at Attiki in New Orleans. But I haven’t. Wait! crrrunk… claaaank… thwop thrapp And […]

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Kaiser Penguin is a cocktail blog featuring original recipes, homemade ingredients, classic cocktails, and tiki drinks.

Why on Earth did you name your blog “Kaiser Penguin?”

It is a well-known fact that penguins are members of high society and enjoy fine cocktails. Our very own kaiser penguin would like me to mention that he also enjoys various treats from the sea.

Contact: rick@kaiserpenguin.com